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(NOTE: This is for online yiff ONLY. I haven't done "it" iRL .... yet.)
The Dr. Seuss Purity Survey
Have you done it on a boat? Hmm ... I'd think a train would be more stable.
Have you done it with a goat? ... No.
Have you done it in a bed? No .. but when I do ... it'll probably be in one.
Have you done it with the dead? Ewwwwww ...... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......
Have you done it in the ass? Hmm .. uh ... I can't comment on this one. ;)
Have you done it, high on grass? Eh.. no.
Have you done it in the car? As I said, a train is more stable.
Have you simply gone too far? With what? If you mean getting mad ... maybe. >:P
Have you done it on the beach? Hmm .. sand in areas where it won't come out ... I doubt I'd do it there unless on a towel.
Have you done it with the teach? Eh .... no.
Have you done it on your back? That sounds fun but again, no.
Have you done it strapped to a rack? Huh?
Have you done it in a box? A box .... I'd hope it's a big one...
Have you done it with a fox? Hrmm ... yes. :P
Have you done it in a tree? Hrm .. falling out upon orgasm sure looks funny ... although not if it's happening to you. :P
Have you done it with more than three? Hm ... nope. Can't recall.
Have you done it in the rain? Hrm .. nope.
Have you done it for the pain? Nope.
Have you done it 'tween the tits? See .. this is where I can't comment.
Have you done it wearing mitts? Mittens? Why would I wear mittens? ._.
Have you done it packed in rubber? Does this have a certain area in rubber ... or my whole body?
Have you done it undercover? Specify. Under THE covers or under cover like an FBI agent?
Have you done it on a perch? A what?
Have you done it in a church? Simple answer here ... no.
Have you done it with a virgin? Hrm ... yea.
Have you done it with a surgeon? A doctor? ... Yea.
Have you done it with ropes and chains? Ooh ... yes. XP
Have you done it while insane? I'm always insane ... ask anyone who knows me. >.> <.<
Have you done it on the stage? Hrm ... nope.
Have you done it underage? *COUGH* Yes.
Have you done it with all your friends? Hahaha .. this makes me laugh. I think it's a yes? But not all at once.
Have you done it in both ends? Yes. XD
Have you done it with your dog? No.
Have you done it on a log? Splinters in the arse anyone? >.> No.
Have you done it under clamps? Does this have anything to do with bondage?
Have you done it with the lamps? Wouldn't that be painful ... especially if it were on ...
Have you done it for all to see? Hrm ... nope.
Have you ever had VD? No, thank God.
Have you done it on Mother's couch? If I did, I'd be dead right now.
Have you done it in your mouth? Haha, again, I'm laughing. Yes. XP
Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape? I guess ..
Have you done it on live TV? No ... I wonder how long that'd last before the police would come. lol
Have you done it whilst you pee? Hah. Yes.
Have you done it in the gym? Nope
Have you done it on a whim? Nope.
Have you done it on a dare? Yea, I think so
Do you really think we care? Probably, you *did* ask me.
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