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Passage of Time theories.
This is what happens when I'm bored and I'm listening to TMBG or something. Now, read this and I dare you to actually FOLLOW this chart for 1 day and 1 day only. Remember, a day is only 20hrs according to my chart. ;)
Timezones: They no longer exist. Nope. If it's 12am on 1/2 the planet, it shall be 12pm on the other 1/2. There are no more international datelines or whatever. The equator no longer exists. No more of this whole "hemisphere" crap. That's out the window too.
Morning: When does it begin? Well, it begins at 5am for some people. For other people it's like 7am. Ok. From this point on, morning shall begin when the sun rises. Who cares about midnight and all that? That no longer exists. Morning is now at sunrise.
Noon: 12pm right? WRONG. Guess what, it's more like 11:30. Why? Because. It just is. Who honestly eats lunch at EXACTLY 12pm? Seriously. Noon is now at 11:30.
Afternoon: By my last statement on Noon, the Afternoon period would be 11:35 and on. Wrong. Let's just make it 12pm and on. Save confusion. Afternoon is now 12pm.
Evening: Now this is tricky ... until you think about it. The evening news! It comes on sometimes at 6, sometimes at 5, sometimes at 4. Well guess what. Due to Timezones now becoming obsolete, the evening shall now be held at 3pm. EXACTLY 3pm.
Night: Night.. well ... that begins at 10pm now. 10pm is a nice time. I picked it,now you have to live with it. :D There is no explaination why it begins at 10pm. It just does. So says the law of nature.
There. Those are the new times of day. Also, days should be shortened to 20hrs. It's not like anyone's gonna miss those 4hrs anyway. e.e; Those 4 hours shall be extra sleep time.
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN ... don't take it seriously. XP But hey, if you want to actually try this out when you have a day off, be my guest. :D Tell me the results! If you have odd theories of your own, explain em here in a comment! XD Bye for now.
Timezones: They no longer exist. Nope. If it's 12am on 1/2 the planet, it shall be 12pm on the other 1/2. There are no more international datelines or whatever. The equator no longer exists. No more of this whole "hemisphere" crap. That's out the window too.
Morning: When does it begin? Well, it begins at 5am for some people. For other people it's like 7am. Ok. From this point on, morning shall begin when the sun rises. Who cares about midnight and all that? That no longer exists. Morning is now at sunrise.
Noon: 12pm right? WRONG. Guess what, it's more like 11:30. Why? Because. It just is. Who honestly eats lunch at EXACTLY 12pm? Seriously. Noon is now at 11:30.
Afternoon: By my last statement on Noon, the Afternoon period would be 11:35 and on. Wrong. Let's just make it 12pm and on. Save confusion. Afternoon is now 12pm.
Evening: Now this is tricky ... until you think about it. The evening news! It comes on sometimes at 6, sometimes at 5, sometimes at 4. Well guess what. Due to Timezones now becoming obsolete, the evening shall now be held at 3pm. EXACTLY 3pm.
Night: Night.. well ... that begins at 10pm now. 10pm is a nice time. I picked it,now you have to live with it. :D There is no explaination why it begins at 10pm. It just does. So says the law of nature.
There. Those are the new times of day. Also, days should be shortened to 20hrs. It's not like anyone's gonna miss those 4hrs anyway. e.e; Those 4 hours shall be extra sleep time.
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN ... don't take it seriously. XP But hey, if you want to actually try this out when you have a day off, be my guest. :D Tell me the results! If you have odd theories of your own, explain em here in a comment! XD Bye for now.